Can we imagine a Mainline monasticism?

A couple of questions have bugged me for a while now: If we achieve the goal of everyone living a missional life then what is the purpose of the church as an institution? If the point is to work with God so that everyone is exhibiting the Kingdom of Heaven, then what do we do when that is the case?

My tradition is pretty clear that we understand the Church to be the “provisional demonstration of what God intends for humanity.” In other words: we are God’s demonstration classroom, the place people should be able to look and think, “Ah, that’s the way we should be doing this thing called life.”

And yet, we’re not really demonstrating anything. What we’re basically doing is fighting with each other over who’s got the right idea of how we can save all those darn heathens. It’s not a terribly productive strategy.

It is a strategy, however, is born from a belief that the Church is merely a more holy Social Service Organization. Many (if not most) of us believe that Church is little more than a glorified Rotary Club: We show up once a week, pay our dues, and do some service projects. I think we need to look beyond this. Rotary is great, but it’s not what the Church is called to be, I don’t think.

There is something exciting to me about the Church not being a Social Service Organization, but an intentional community of people sharing a similar space and working to rehearse life the way they beieve God intends it. But this would mean giving up the need to own every damn thing we want and be in control of everything. It would mean giving into collaboration and community in ways we have not yet been comfortable.

Among other things, this would change who we think the pastor is (not CEO, but Community Architect) and what we understand evangelism to be (not coercion…i mean conversion, but inviting them to be functional part of a community in order to possible start another one).

This is a place where I think the New Monastics have something to teach us. Can we learn it? What would a Mainline incarnational monasticism look like?

Infastructure matters

Who cares if there’s a GigantoMegaSuperStore over there if there are no roads leading to it?

In this time of restructuring and change, we need to make sure that we are paying attention to the the infrastructure of the system. We have to make sure that the Big Ideas we are generating have some place to go because it truly is about arriving at a destination.

In the place I live, real estate development is exploding. It seems like every single day there is a new building going up here or there. But for a long time all there was were roads. Roads leading nowhere. But when they put those roads in, they did it with the plan that, someday, there was going to be a store you could drive to.

Roads are boring. No one likes to build roads. Everyone likes to build GigantoMegaSuperStore. Or maybe they just want to build Mom&PopStore. Doesn’t matter. No one wants to build roads.

The awesome product is great. An awesome church/ministry/program that changes 10, 100, 1000 lives is great. Truly, it is. But everyone wants to work on that thing. Everyone wants to lead that thing. But where are the people who want to do the dirty work of setting up the infastructure needed to make sure people can get to that thing?

People always want the big, flashy, and important, but they forget the small, mundane, and overlooked steps it takes to get there.

Dear God, please stop calling pastors

Dear God,

I know we talked earlier, but I have something important that I’d like to ask you so I thought I’d send you a letter. I usually do better thinking through thoughts when I write them out. Don’t think that you need to give me an answer right away, but I’d sure love an answer sooner rather than later.

So, here’s the deal: I’d like to ask you to stop calling “pastors” to the ministry.

As I understand it (from that awesome book of yours) the word “pastor” is drawn from the word “shepherd.” The purpose of the shepherd is to protect and provide for the sheep, to feed them well, and keep them healthy. To be sure, sometimes this means that the shepherd needs to make the sheep do things they’d rather not do, and sometimes it means applying some preventative medicine, etc. But, mostly, being a shepherd means that the sheep are well cared for. You know – that whole “still waters” and “green pastures” thing?

So, the reason I ask is because I think we’ve got enough of these people, and I was wondering if you had noticed. In my own denomination we have somewhere around twice as many “shepherds” as we have “flocks” available. Normally, I wouldn’t worry about that because I know that many of those pastors aren’t “out of work,” they’re just keeping their options open.

But what bothers me is the number of new pastors that seem to be flooding the market every year, and the fact that a lot of congregations don’t want a first time pastor. Seriously?

Again, have you noticed this?

Look, Almighty Creator of Heaven and Earth, I am fine with you calling the shots. I’m down with you being the one in charge of calling people to service in the church (you can bet I don’t want the job), but I’m wondering if you’ve fallen asleep lately. I mean, I trust that you have a plan and everything, but this is getting ridiculous. Let me tell you what I think you should do about this.

1) Stop calling pastors. I think we have enough for right now. Let’s let the ones we have get into circulation. I’m sure a lot of that will even itself out. Some of the older pastors are going to retire evenutally. It’ll be a bit tense for a few years, but I think we can manage. However…

2) Please start calling EVANGELISTS instead. Seriously. A lot of these newer folks seeking to be pastors are thinking about your church in crazy new ways and it would be a waste of their energy to ask them to go maintain a system that is gonna wrap up in a few years.

Maybe you’re already aware of all this. Look, I know where I was when you laid the foundations of the world. Okay? I get it. I’m not suggesting you’re not good at what you do, but this is getting out of hand. Maybe you actually did call some of these pastors as evangelists and they got the signals wrong. Maybe the Church in general misinterpreted. Whatev. I’m fine with it all. But could you give an indication of what you’re up to.

Okay. I think that’s enough. Thanks for listening. Thanks for considering.

Wanna do brunch after worship on Sunday? I know this great kosher deli.

Landon

10 ways being a Theatre Major prepared me for ministry

I have, on many occasion, said that my time in the theatre has been instrumental to any success I have had in my life. Whether it was acting, directing, designing sets or lighting, my time spent wrasslin’ the muse of theatre has paid big dividends in my life. I can especially see the fruits in the various work I do in the church, and when a college friend of mine posted this link today, I knew I wasn’t crazy.

Well, not for this reason, at least.

So, inspired by Tom Vander Well‘s post, here are the 10 ways that being a Theatre Major prepared me for a life in church work:

1) Improvisation

Theatre taught me how to focus, think quickly and make do while giving the impression that you’ve got it all under control.

No one, and I mean NO ONE, knows what’s coming next in ministry. You can have your day perfectly planned out and then you get the call that someone has died, or that they just need to talk, or something incredible happened and you are the one they wanted to tell. We plan as best we can in the church, but it often goes awry.

2) Project Management

A stage production is basically a business project. You have teams of people making up one team working to successfully accomplish a task on time, on budget in such a way that you earn the applause and an occasional standing ovation.

One’s mind usually goes to worship as the equivalent, but there are so many more areas to keep track of than that. Coordinating those who give their time to a congregation is often a full-time job. And, often, those folks don’t want you messing with them. As an Elder at my former church said to me, “I manage 800 people on a daily basis, but they all have to do what I say. I wouldn’t take your job for anything.”

3) Working with a Limited Budget

Most plays (especially small college shows) are produced on a shoestring budget. This forces you to be imaginative, do more with less and find creative ways to get the results you want without spending money.

During my college days we used to say “We’ve done so much for so long with so little, that, now, we can do anything with nothing.” I don’t know about your Stewardship Campaign this year, but most churches are increasingly feeling the pinch. It’s time to get creative!

4) Dealing with Very Different Human Beings

The theatrical community is a mash-up of interesting characters. It always has been. From fringe to freakish to frappucino sipping socialites and everything in between, you’re going to encounter the most amazing and stimulating cross-section of humanity when you work in theatre.

Yeah, that pretty much describes most churches I’ve known.

5) Understanding the Human Condition

Most people have the mistaken impression that acting is all about pretending and being “fake” in front of others. What I learned as a theatre major was that good actors learn the human condition intimately through observation and painfully detailed introspection.

“Art imitates life” is a commonly understood reality for theatre folk. The only way preachers can effectively make the Good News be actual good news is by knowing the depths of the human heart and what it needs to keep beating.

6) Doing Whatever Needs to Be Done

When you’re a theatre major at a small liberal arts college there is little room for specializing within your field. You have to learn to do it all. Light design, sound engineering, acting, directing, producing, marketing, PR, set design, set construction, ticket sales, budgeting, customer service, ushering, make-up, and costuming are all things I had to do as part of my college career. Within our merry band of theatre majors we all had to learn every piece of a production because at some point we would be required to do what needed to be done.

I may not have liked it, but if a light bulb needed changed, I was the one to do it. Sure, Hebrew Exegesis didn’t teach me that, but a pastor’s gotta do what a pastor’s gotta do.

7) Hard work

I remember creating a tree for one of our college shows… Sleepless nights, burnt fingers and a few brushes with tragedy were needed to get that tree done. But, we got it done. It was fabulous. And a few days later we tore it down, threw it out, and got ready for the next production. C’est la vie.

Pastor types like to talk about the “relentless return of Sunday.” It’s always coming and you just want a little break, but you stare that puppy down and you git-r-done.

8) Making Difficult Choices

You’ve got four parts and twenty four schoolmates who auditioned. Some of them are your best friends and fellow theatre majors. Do you choose the unexperienced jock because he’s best for the part or the friend and fellow theatre major who you fear will never talk to you again if you don’t cast him?

Sometimes, you are the only one who can make a decision. Do you have the guts to make some folks mad/sad/angry/frustrated? Theatre majors do.

9) Presentation Skills

From what I’ve experienced, individuals who can stand up confidently in front of a group of people and capably, effectively communicate their message while even being motivating and a little entertaining are among the rarest individuals in the…world.

When it came time to stand up in front of my preaching class and deliver my first sermon, it was a walk in the park. I’ll let other judge the value of my content, but my theatre professors made sure I walked out of college with the skills to talk in front of people.

10) Doing the Best You Have With What You’ve Got

I remember an Acting I class in college in which a pair of students got up to present a scene they’d prepared. They presented the scene on a bare stage with no lighting, make-up, costumes, props or set pieces. It was just two students acting out the script. It was one of those magic moments that happen with live theatre. The rest of the class were transfixed and pulled into the moment, reacting with surprising emotion to what they witnessed.

One thing I’ve found to be true: you don’t need “stuff” to make church work well. You don’t need screens, a sound system, flashy robes, a big choir, etc., etc., etc. Whatever God has gathered is whatever God needs. We can make big waves with the stuff God has already brought our way.

 

Any other theatre folks out there? What lessons did you learn from your time on the stage?